Soap for Morning People

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Smells like a hell no.

Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It's called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single Ugly Christmas Sweater party this year.

 

Sugar Cereal Coma Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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