Funny Holiday Candles

$ 13.50


A candle for how we all really feel. Makes a great gift, or just keep it for yourself 'cause why not?

Net wt. 7 oz.
Hand-poured 100% Soy Wax Candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.


CHRISTMAS SPIRIT:  Apple Pie Moonshine scented

FESTIVUS HOLIDAY: Rum punch scented

FUCKING CHRISTMAS: Mistletoe & Ambien scented

GENERIC GIFTS: Garden-variety mint scented

HO HO HOES: Peppermint stick scented

THE NAUGHTY: Vodka cranberry scented


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